Franz Ferdinand + The 5 Golden Rules

Went to the concert @ The Docks Friday night.

OH
MY
GOD

It was good.


The 5 Rules for Concert Go-ers, as assigned by The Comrade:
1. Eat a little before going. Best to have a little bit of fat in the content as well. It absorbs the alcohol and reduces the urge to purge less.
2. Do NOT bring your girlfriend or boyfriend. Go ONLY with great friends. Concerts are for dancing, singing, screaming, comraderie, not loving embraces in the middle of wonderful madness.
3. Do NOT eat food that you are obviously intolerant towards. Also save beans for another occasion. People are often packed sardine style at these gatherings. I wish not to inhale toxic sulphuric gaseous matter expelled from your ass or anyone else's for that matter.
4. Drink plenty of liquids, non caffeinated and non alcoholic. You'll get dehydrated and swoony otherwise. No one wants a stretcher in the middle of the crowd.
5. Stop pushing. Everyone wants to see.

(Oh, and if you want to talk, go out for coffee)

Rock on!